Pot-Shots by Ashleigh Brilliant for July 24, 2022

I dig love

Hmm, I dig love in the morning

I dig love in the evening

I dig love, and I want you to know I dig love

I asked my trainer which machine at the gym I should use to impress beautiful women.

He pointed outside and said, “The ATM machine”

Fort Knox.

Anyplace far away from gold-diggers.

Deep inside yourself.

I heard about some folks who dug into a tomb that had been occupied and found that the body was gone – with instructions for love in its place.

Earth with weed is a friend indeed.