Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for March 07, 2020

:D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

True but in real life you can’t enlarge the image.

Some women may prefer the pecker pic to the whole prick! :D

And yet, Aunty, you still look at them.

LOL!

As impressive as it might be; it’s not by best “side.”

I’ll leave it to you to decide how to interpret that :).

Look in the mirror and wonder why anyone would want to send you such stuff!

Aunty, a photo of my moon shot is coming your way.

Pecker Pics?

Staff Snaps?

Wally Wallpapers?

I-Max Images?

Phat Photos?

Aunty just gave me the best reason I’ve heard not to have a “smartphone!” :-D

As David Niven said when a guy streaked the Academy Awards, “Never have some many gotten so much publicity advertising their short-comings.”

I’m a real man, I don’t send pictures. Of course I no longer go out either. I got tired of all the laughter when the moment of truth arrived

AA obviously never met Johnny Wadd

She is correct. Most women wouldn’t be impressed with pictures of Woody Woodpecker and the younger ones wouldn’t even recognize him.

Speak for yourselves gents…….. ;-p

Reminded of an old cartoon:

Two women walking down the street. They are confronted by a flasher.

Woman #1 turns to Woman #2 and says:

“Oh, that reminds me, my 4 year old starts Kindergarten next week.”

a local sandwich shop chain is named, and i swear i’m not making this up, ‘chicken pecker’…

Aunty Acid. You will never lose it! Stay that way!