Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for March 16, 2020

Did Auntie ever have a box to begin with?

It’s sees, not see’s.

Did you see the neighborhood kids playing with that box on the lawn?

I really don’t think you should be inviting everyone to search for your box, Aunty! You just might give them the wrong idea…

Box? There’s a box?

My mantra is, “Get things done by the book when you can and in spite of it when you have to.”

“Box?” Oh, “basket”, Aunty. That’s the word you’re after.

Must have run out of 5L boxed wine.

Gawd, everything I won needs a sensor. . .with the “find” button implanted under my skin, so I don’t lose that. ..

“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.”

Even if you had a box, you wouldn’t think I think.

sees

Try Waxing, and learn how to punctuate

The cat took it.

I don’t want to see Auntie’s box, and I certainly don’t want to open her box.

Just place an Amazon order and you’ll have one tomorrow or the next day.

My cat stole my box!

She left it out in the Rain.

Sorry this is Lost Plots, Lost Boxes is next door.

How could someone lose something they ever had in the first place?