Peanuts by Charles Schulz for July 18, 1999
Transcript:
Snoopy as the World War I Flying Ace sits on his doghouse. Snoopy says, "Contact!"<BR><BR> Snoopy thinks, "Here's the world War I Flying ace high over enemy lines in his sopwith camel..."<BR><BR> Snoopy looks into the sky and thinks, "What's that? A fokker triplane diving down out of the sun!"<BR><BR> Bullets hit the side of the doghouse. Snoopy thinks, "It's the red Baron! He's riddling my plane with bullets!"<BR><BR> Snoopy jumps from his burning doghouse and thinks, "I leap from the burning aircraft.."<BR><BR> Snoopy runs along a barbed wire fence. Snoopy thinks, "I dash madly across no-man's land to safety and the aerodome.."<BR><BR> Snoopy thinks. "The general is sure to award me a medal for my courage! Maybe the bronze star!"<BR><BR> SNoopy stands at Charlie Brown's door. Charlie says, "hey, Where have you been? I've got something for you.."<BR><BR> Snoopy holds his dog food bowl and thinks, "The bronze supper dish."<BR><BR>
decimator1337 almost 11 years ago
He would most certainly deserve a medal. The Red Baron shot down dozens of pilots, and this fellow dodges death dozens of times.
Daeder over 1 year ago
Poor blighter!