Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 25, 2020

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    Superfrog  over 4 years ago

    Mission Implausible.

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    mddshubby2005  over 4 years ago

    “And for heaven’s sake, stay away from his Danger Zone!”

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    gopher gofer  over 4 years ago

    you’ll be able to tell whether he’s happy if he starts jumping up and down on the couch…

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    LilyGilder  over 4 years ago

    I thought by now he was old enough to use some Cruise Control, maybe not.

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    khmo  over 4 years ago

    We need an “Arrrrgh” for this strip

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Toms stuck in a hotel with the crew in Italy because of the Coronavirus spreading …..production of his movie came to a screeching halt…..

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    Fantom Premium Member over 4 years ago

    and Tom waits for no one.

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    StoicLion1973  over 4 years ago

    Relying on Tom seems like a Risky Business.I hope the courier isn’t caught in the Rain, Man.I hope the courier isn’t riding off into Oblivion.I hope this fragrance is American Made.If Tom approves this scent, he’ll be a Legend.Sorry, all of these puns…I think I’m Losin’ It!My head’s spinning. I need to take a seat. Can someone get me a Cocktail?

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    lrrymcknny  over 4 years ago

    He has a need for speed.

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member over 4 years ago

    It’s gonna take All the Right Moves to keep to Eyes Wide Shut looking for A Few Good Men in a Vanilla Sky to find the Last Samurai

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Somebody, anybody….rim shot please!!

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    nboady  over 4 years ago

    Is this Sopapilla: the later years?

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    corpcasselbury  over 4 years ago

    Top Gun: The Fragrance"? Seriously?! What does it smell like, jet fuel?

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