Frank says, "How did you get a landscaping job witout experience?" Ernest says, "They offer on-the-job terraining!"
How much training does a landscaper need? Not mulch.
For an entry-level position, you need to know which end of the shovel to hold. Anything else gets in the way.
And your salary is direct deposited to a land bank that invests it in a hedge fund.
With my new 4 year degree, I started below ground level with my shovel. When I hear people cry the recession I wonder, where were you 30 years ago? I mean 4 feet of snow, 6 miles uphill———
Sorry. Hispanic accent required, comprende?
And outside design is such a complex art, anyone who thinks they just need to hand someone a shovel gets the landscaping they deserve.
freeholder,,,, I had to laugh at your correct comment.
Freeholder: those are the guys that run the show. The grunts know ‘carry that’ and ‘dig there’
Green side up.
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Shannon D. Orr Premium Member over 13 years ago
How much training does a landscaper need? Not mulch.
magnamax over 13 years ago
For an entry-level position, you need to know which end of the shovel to hold. Anything else gets in the way.
Sandfan over 13 years ago
And your salary is direct deposited to a land bank that invests it in a hedge fund.
lewisbower over 13 years ago
With my new 4 year degree, I started below ground level with my shovel. When I hear people cry the recession I wonder, where were you 30 years ago? I mean 4 feet of snow, 6 miles uphill———
freeholder1 over 13 years ago
Sorry. Hispanic accent required, comprende?
freeholder1 over 13 years ago
And outside design is such a complex art, anyone who thinks they just need to hand someone a shovel gets the landscaping they deserve.
Justice22 over 13 years ago
freeholder,,,, I had to laugh at your correct comment.
magnamax over 13 years ago
Freeholder: those are the guys that run the show. The grunts know ‘carry that’ and ‘dig there’
Cuddleman over 13 years ago
Green side up.