Close to Home by John McPherson for March 22, 2020

The Calgary Flames versus the Los Angeles Angels……. hey wait a minute, something’s amiss here. And where the heck is Bleeb!?!!

Reunion held at the Hotel California. “This could be heaven or this could be hell.”

Didn’t Paul Simon sing something about this ???

Did you get my letter? Did you guys bring the bottled water?

Hey look, isn’t that my ex-wife on the red bus?

Always a tough choice when car buying – a hot ride or a heavenly one?

John Entwistle made short shrift of this in 1970!

C.S. Lewis wrote a book about hell’s field trip to heaven.

So the poor folks in Purgatory get left out?!

“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.” Mark Twain

“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.” Mark Twain

Beware of that good looking young thing, she’s trying to sign up converts. That silver tongued devil.

Dante’s myth continues to be kept alive.

Why is there a red cow driving that bus….oh, wait….now I get it!

I don’t want to see anyone I asked God to damn to hell. I want to see my family and dogs. Well, mostly my dogs. Sorry.

Do they meet at the Korean DMZ?

I wasn’t aware that the afterlife was measured in years.

Do the bus colors have something to do with the colors of our two political parties? Sorry, couldn’t resist going there. ;-)