Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for March 16, 2020

Those Mo-haired Bangladeshi cork bloakers have a lot to answer for!!

Tony stated, about 11 hours ago

F…

Yes indeed. Stay healthy everyone!

F-bomb

Or maybe F-dud.

Frigging-sum-b@#^*!!!

To quote the current Canadian Prime Minister’s dad “Fuddle Duddle”

He’ll never top Darren McGavin.

Oh sugar. Peg’s going to be upset with him now.

I hope he renewed his poetic license.

Fuzzy mother.

Are those Bangladeshis sporting “mohair” or “Moe hair”?

My sister used to say “Sugar honey iced tea!” .. yeah, she’s weirder than me at times

I like “Sunday beaches.”

“Bloakers”? Is that even a word?

I try not to put my thumb on the nail head, but when I do, I have a few choice words for myself.

lucky for me, whatever i say won’ t be repeated by my dog!!!!

Sorry I’m late, everybody. Was working at the grocery store until closing time and did some of the clean up after closing. Clocked out at 2345 and zonked out until 0030. At least it wasn’t as mayem-like as Saturday and Friday.

Man, hitting your hammer really smarts.

I’ve inherited my mother’s favorite “Got down, couldn’t get up, son-of-a-biscuit-eater!!”

I learned most of my cussing from Looney Tunes, but when you get right down to it, sometimes you just have to go with the basics – “Oh SUGAR FUDGE it!”