Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 25, 2020

Oh boy, I can see where P1 is heading in MUT tomorrow. So Mr. Cocky is saying there’s no way she can pass him in GPA despite being so close?

P1, And once she saw me undressed she laughed and said, “It’s only that big? I’m outta here!”

P2, Friendzoned, at best, Chris.

P3, My God, could we actually have baseball start by what would have been Opening Day? A sacred miracle!

Jane Austen made a career out of plots like this.

In all reality , P2 Chris stand up straight when you speak to someone . Now sit down and eat, your food is getting cold .

P3- Milford girls aren’t the only ones showing off moustaches. Jimmy Buffett would be proud of the pencil thin variety in front of Chris.

and after the end of the girl’s season, the entire crowd in the bleachers came down with COVID-19…

P1: The Eradicator is about to crush some heads!

Since Milford is in a world where on-line means a “place to dry your laundry”, cell-phones are a novelty, and people still sit by their radios listening to HS sports, they don’t have to worry about Covid and are able to continue on with massive sports gatherings, like girls HS basketball games

P 2.5: an then I said “..hey! you’re smart….I’m smart…..think of the baby that we could create….maybe we should go practice makin’ one….”

Year ender!!! Yeah!!!

I think panel 1 is recycled from Master Bader arc.

Then she said “They’d rather have their teeth drilled without Novocaine than 10 minutes of you,”

So Alexa will go off for about 27 points, leaving everyone to wonder how far the team could have gone if she wasn’t so concerned all season about making a boring 10 minute speech.

So now Mr. Perfect has healed the rift with Teddy and healed the rift with Alexa. Can’t wait until the next school morning when they all come skipping into the school together with their arms interlocked. “We’re off to see the Gil-ard, the wonderful Gil-ard of Milford…”

And speaking of wonderful, it would be wonderful if you would read today’s installment of Mopped Up Thorp: https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

P3: What’s with Punchy McGee with his clenched fist? Does he want to see if the guy next to him with the small head and the long neck is actually a bobblehead? Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down.

P2: What is he doing, giving the annual State of the Dorks address?

P2 – His pals are thinking, “Why are you telling us this? This affects us exactly 0% and it is boring!”

Panel two, extreme right, middle of panel…….Ben Franklin?