The Big Picture by Lennie Peterson for March 20, 2020

. . . FOOTBALL? At this time? Is it “dude” or “dood”? :’(

No March Madness? How are we to survive?

Here in Canada, they even stopped hockey! I told my father to think of it like another players’ strike.

I thought they were talking about the Democratic primaries. Or Republican. Whatever…

Sports? What is this sports you talk about??

Sports, Virus ~~ Homeslice doesn’t care about either one. Just keep the treats coming.

He was tired of giving up pay raises to buy good players and wants to be near NYC to better able see his son with Bridget. But then why did he and Giselle sell the NYC apartment, the LA mansion and grounds, and have the Brookline, MA mansion and grounds up for sale? I think he is going to buy/rent a condo in/near Tampa and leave in the off season. He’ll retire when he’s 45. It will be interesting, he is so used to having 4 seconds to throw the ball and Tampa Bay will give him 0.4 seconds at most.

With all the sports cancellations, perhaps Americans will begin to put emphasis on science educations instead of entertainment. Wishful thinking on my part, I know.

I don’t have to worry too much about the virus. I’m skinny and I have a good immune system. If I get the flu or a cold, I get better in a few hours. I hope Homeslice didn’t mess up your laptop too much.

Nice to see both Ginger and Homeslice, thank you.