and what would a preschooler with oven mitts possibly do with incomprehensible math homework?
“Well, you see teacher, my sister took my homework to play with it….she had grabmsaster megamitts. "
How about your Dad’s tiny car?
Better than, “My dog ate it.”
“Rampage of plunder”? Something she heard on TV and liked the sound of?
Awwwwww, a little T-Rex Alice, complete with inept but enthusiastic grabby mitts. Can a ginormous tantrum be far behind?
We need to get those to our troops in Afghanistan!
A future Thanos
I can hear it now: Petey to 3rd-grade teacher: “My little sister Grabmaster-Megamitted my homework!”
Third-grade teacher to Petey: “Why can’t you have a hungry dog, like normal kids?”
In later life Alice was known as the Darling of the Asylum…
You need to intervene now Petey before you have to redo the work you’ve already done.
Templo S.U.D. over 4 years ago
and what would a preschooler with oven mitts possibly do with incomprehensible math homework?
stellanova87 over 4 years ago
“Well, you see teacher, my sister took my homework to play with it….she had grabmsaster megamitts. "
well-i-never over 4 years ago
How about your Dad’s tiny car?
uniquename over 4 years ago
Better than, “My dog ate it.”
AndrewSihler over 4 years ago
“Rampage of plunder”? Something she heard on TV and liked the sound of?
6turtle9 over 4 years ago
Awwwwww, a little T-Rex Alice, complete with inept but enthusiastic grabby mitts. Can a ginormous tantrum be far behind?
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
We need to get those to our troops in Afghanistan!
Biltil Premium Member over 4 years ago
A future Thanos
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
I can hear it now: Petey to 3rd-grade teacher: “My little sister Grabmaster-Megamitted my homework!”
Third-grade teacher to Petey: “Why can’t you have a hungry dog, like normal kids?”
craigwestlake over 4 years ago
In later life Alice was known as the Darling of the Asylum…
fix-n-fly over 4 years ago
You need to intervene now Petey before you have to redo the work you’ve already done.