The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 17, 2020

Is that somebody dressed as a bird dropping onto the target on top of the car?

My car can attest to his marksmanship!!

My car can attest to his marksmanship!!

Redefining the term “bird shot”…

Even the shooting range in St. Louis is boring.

They hardly ever miss!

The car should be all red except for the white ring….

The angle’s wrong. He should be shooting from above!

I wonder how many shots he can take before he has to reload.

Target practice….extremely precise especially when driving under birds on a wire

I guess that would be the exact opposite of projectile vomit.

That’s one Angry Bird.

Thus defining the coast-dwellers’ common expression: “#!*% seagulls!”

Funny

I hope that’s not the Foo Bird. They’ll never be able to wash the car again.

Beware the “fly bye” shooting.

Interesting Range, Aisle two shooter has what is a “gravity assisted drop device” – yet is not targeting from vertical superior position. I guess this bird really has “explosive” power and range. That’s quite the horizontal shot, and he’s aiming straight, no drop for distance. A little adjustment for windage, note he’s aiming a bit left of target for the shot. The John Wick of Cardinals.

The bird doesn’t need practice. He hits my car every day.

birds keep hitting everywhere on my suv BUT the bullseye. guess they didn’t care about where it ended up as long as it was somewhere on my suv.

Ha ha ha!

Is the guy on the right trying to shoot the guy on HIS right!?

Seems like the middle one should have a telephone wire and have it up higher…

Baby humming birds shoot missiles out of their nest. Something to behold.

The bullseye should be over the windshield.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHA6IXSvreU

Not the top of the car, stupid. The front window!

The bird dumps horizontally?

HA!

Do they shop at Target ;)

How does one dress as a bird dropping?

Dang, that bird’s got some muzzle velocity!

sadly, yes.