Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 09, 2020

We don’t have to outrun them. We can outcrawl them.

How more specific can she be?

I think Marigold would like to slug the author.

Well THAT’s a sticky wicket.

Uh-oh, now Marigold is going to turn the play into a political protest.

Gastropod powaaaah!!!

Apparently it’s National Unicorn Day Today.

https://nationaldaycalendar.com/national-unicorn-day-april-9/

I wanna see me a sparkly snail trail. :D

This shell be avenged, Phoebe! :D

Everything is so political now.

Let me guess . . . the play was written by the school administration (or maybe Phoebe’s classmates) and they’re thoroughly tired of her and her unicorn friend.

My fourth-grade play was nothing grand, but this sounds worse.

Marigold has problems with mollusks?

Happy National Unicorn Day

Hero in a snail shell…mollusk power!

Revenge of the Escargot!…

Be thankful the play’s not about Mein Kampf… :P

it would really sell the line if mG was bouncing back and forth from heel to …front hoof….?