Bad Machinery by John Allison for July 28, 2021

If they had only had some fresh fruit, they could’ve defended themselves.

Yep. Telly don’t GRAB you® attention like that!

The girls didn’t create the monster, but they loosed it upon an unready population.

Hello, ladies!

We’ve gone from an Armageddon and establishing new societies all because the girls tried to set the troll up with a date! What a story arc!

Fireman Boss now hate Firemen more than he hates fire.

Aw, but I wanted to watch more of the fireman boss booting firemen!

Why is it always bananas? Why doesn’t anyone ever go kumquats or huckleberries?

I can’t quite make out the intended meaning of “thank FLIP” here. Any suggestions?

And don’t tell me I shouldn’t tit about with FLIP.