That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for April 08, 2020

“Sorry, I can’t marry a guy who has a weaker handshake than my grandmother.”

“Marry you? Um, I’m doing my hair that day.”

“It pains me to admit, those red tights do look better on you.”

“It’s my hairline that’s retreating faster than a French cavalryman on Seabiscuit, isn’t it? Damn these cowardly follicles! I suppose it doesn’t help that I have a forehead like a Klingon.”

and suddenly it hit him – pants! i forgot to put on my pants…

I think you should have bought medium rather than large – the wrinkles just don’t do it

At only 5’2" tall Robert needed a something extra to kiss fiance.

RIght there. Do you feel it? That lump? That’s what I’m talking about. Don’t look away, Rene!

“LINE?”

“If you build it, he will come!”

Yeah, you could use a manicure.

He’s a splendidly handsome young bloke/ in his pink panty-hose, and his cloak/ but she shyly demurs/ for some instinct of hers/ correctly suspects that..he’s broke.

Mademoiselle, my eyes are up here.

“C’mon babe! Just a little further. It won’t bite. You would if you loved me!”

No darling, you’re supposed to do the “job” part.

I said, “DON’T look down”!

“Oh. Seymour, are you SURE that handjobs don’t count?…”

“Sir! Please relinquish your hold on my hand, lest I be forced to call the gendarmes.”

“Of course you want to meet my little friend, Willy, The One-Eyed Wonder Worm!”

“Pull my finger again.” Ha Ha! My dear are you crying, there is a tear in your eye.

“I’m not doing it any more.” " You ruined my blue dress last time."

The Proposal: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Alfred_W._Elmore_-_The_proposal.jpg 

has info and links that point to info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/elmore_alfred.html 

http://www.victorianweb.org/painting/awakeningbeauty/biographies.html 

https://www.artrenewal.org/Artist/Index/136 

https://books.google.com/books?id=Zl5JAAAAYAAJ&q=Alfred&pg=PA758#v=onepage&q=Alfred&f=false 

https://www.askart.com/artist_bio/Alfred_Elmore/9000410/Alfred_Elmore.aspx 

https://www.pictorem.com/fr/profile/Alfred.Elmore 

https://books.google.com/books?id=8SsJAAAAIAAJ&q=Alfred&pg=PA309#v=onepage&q=Alfred&f=false 

http://www.avictorian.com/Elmore_Alfred.html 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, askart.com can be read in full for free on Firdays), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. This is the first work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2422 (April 7, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Sorry, but are those my tights you are wearing?

“What is this that I’m holding?”

You don’t have gloves or a face mask. No, I don’t believe you love me.

I can’t look at you without laughing. Your tights make you look like a eunuch!

Oh great, I just washed my hands for two songs. Now I’ll have to do it all over.

Yes! MaryAnn, I know it’s not too big, just give it a yank or two and see what happens

I kissed Sleeping Beauty like they said … Trying to get her to sit up …Why .. I … I … I think she is pretending to still be asleep! The vamp!

“I’ll get that ring back…even if I have to cut off your finger!”