Herman by Jim Unger for April 29, 2020

It could be worse, it could be a part of the anatomy about 2 1/2 feet higher.

A recommendation, before kissing them, clean them with Lysol.

“An early raise if you learn to clean between the toes with your tongue.”

As the saying goes, practice makes perfect.

Would it be better if it were the butt???

Ummm no thanks! I don’t kiss anything for a job!

There are two ways to advance in a company:

Screw up and move up. or Kiss up and move up.

…next week I’ll give you some boots to take home…

The equivalent of a blow up doll for someone with a foot fetish.

Better than what the last guy had to kiss.

Another new tRUMP appointee?

It should be a butt.

At least it wasn’t a ( | ) . . .

You start with these.. your wages will go up as you master the rest of the anatomy.

Shouldn’t those be butt cheeks?

Or you could do as Chaplin did:https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=charlie+chaplin+dancing+potatoes&docid=607986928651077188&mid=2984C1B34B84FFAEC6812984C1B34B84FFAEC681&view=detail&FORM=VIRE

Funny drawing….those don’t LOOK like butt-cheeks!

He’s auditioning for a new Veep?

I had to laugh. I was seeing feet, but I was thinking butt.

Gosh! Nobody thought of butt-kissing? /S!