Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for June 04, 2020

Hands wear tuxedos?

I’m against it.

Or it was sneezed out of the Great Green Arkleseizure and some dread the coming of The Great White Handkerchief…

That’s OK, as long as it takes us to a better place and doesn’t throw us into a stew instead.

what a harebrained notion…

Better a top hat than flat….

Got news for you, Fluffy, the universe is queerer than that!

“Well honey, at least we’d get away from the neighbors’ arguing. Ugh, it’s ‘Wabbit Season! Duck Season!’ all dang day with those two…”

TOP HAT eh, how la-di-da, flat cap not good enough for you!

Nothing up my sleeve, PRESTO!

Don’t forget about the infinitely knotted kerchief!

You’re paranoid.

And the Top Hat sits on the back of turtle. . .

You needn’t worry. God is Bullwinkle.

That would be magical

Beats the heck out of a hand with an arm wrapped in a chef’s coat with a voice saying: Fricassee!

I always knew that those things contained pocket universes.

That would be a real hat trick.

That’s known as the “abracarapture”.