Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 21, 2020

Maybe she will find a bird of pray.

" My back’s with God, and not with chirpin’! "

The priest wants to avoid fowl language.

I find it strange. A priest wearing a Rolling Stones t-shirt.

Papa don’t preach.

she needs to learn that you can’t always get what you want…

I’ll never leave your pizza burnin’.

Good choice! That assignment is for the birds!

Happy feather’s, ur, father’s day, Father…

You’ll never be my Eric Burdon…

He’s too busy trying to find a bird with far away eyes.

She keeps squawking the same thing…

Better roll over another stone to find the right holy roller.

Ok. Tried to think of response. Al I gots is. Hahahahahahahahah

You could talk about The Little Red Rooster.

How about a priest of bourbon?

Now that’s a groaner.

Don’t be chicken, Little.

He’s only a priest, you want a cardinal.

Luv the T-shirt

His refusal left her shattered, but some girls wouldn’t have the same reaction.

Should have gone to St Francis first.