Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 02, 2020

That will be a contest out of this world.

Well, I’ll be bowled for a duck.

A bowling contest between Dirk and Brewster seems appropriate. They are both pinheads.

You forgot the part about uncomfortable footwear!

C’mon! An hours worth of comments and nobody mentioned that Dirk’s mind is in the gutter?

When the strikes happen, no feelings will be spared.

We will strike you with all our might…and all our bowling balls.

This might be right up Brewster’s alley.

Pam has two orbs that can inflict incredible pleasure!

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Most people don’t know that the game is really Chinese. It was invented during the Ling Dynasty by the Emperor’s second son Bo.

Now we’ll find out who’s got the biggest orbs! ⏺ ⏺

Sounds like Sheldon Cooper.

Brewster’s at a disadvantage, he has to use a house ball.

I predict that Brewster will take a while to get started, because he’ll be distracted by the shoes.

Bumpers up?

I like this world where political differences can be settled with bowling.

Is Tim stealing material from Nathan Pyle?

What ever you don’t; don’t play with Darth Vader. He seems to get a strike every time – no matter where the ball goes!

Wait. You’re supposed to Damage the Pins?

“ummm, why arent you doing an battle to the death or something like that? Too much paperwork, this way is easier”

I first thought he might be planning a game of marbles.

The Brew abides.