Close to Home by John McPherson for June 10, 2020

Uh that would be a no dip.

Ooh, the density would be high in this one.

He’s the lowest common denominator.

27 out of 51, now.

I’ve seen too many Facebook posts with that math.

I’m not sure whether I want to sell to him or buy from him.

He will be renting an apartment, leasing cars and rolling over his credit card balances for life. You know, an American.

Only if they’ve switched to the metric system.

I see a future in government, let’s say Secretary of Treasury.

At least he tried. Give this man a participation trophy

Close. It’s a 54.

Repeat after me: “Ya wanna super-size that?”

While Yolanda looks for a house with a furnished basement for her son to live in for the rest of her life.

Construction Crew. Have you seen the Quality of some of these buildings, they are throwing up lately?

“Idiocracy – the Founding Fathers Episode”…

Cute spider in plant

Did Bleeb make the news?!? Isn’t that him on the front page of the Yodeler?

In today’s schools, that would be yes.

“It’s okay son, 9 out of 8 people can’t do fractions anyway. You can always get a job at Baskin-Robbins 31-Flavors, they have math right in their name!”

Bleeb seems to be giving him the old thumbs up. Maybe it’s alien math.

Go and ask your father.

Sure – and that’s how we’ll calculate your next allowance raise.

Missed it by thaaaat much.

Perhaps his talents lie elsewhere.

A little too old for a test on fractions. He should be on algebra by now.