The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for November 07, 2021
November 06, 2021
November 08, 2021
Transcript:
Dusty: Dagnabit!! Professor: What's wrong, Dusty? Dusty: Feller can't git hisself no customer service by phone, no how! General: You don't speak in a gramatically correct manner. Perhaps you're misunderstood. Dusty: Izzat so? Professor: Indeed! For instance... I've heard you say "the scissors is in the drawer" and "my car don't run so good..." therefore, each time you speak incorrectly, I'll correct you! Dusty: Oh, woe is me!! Professor: Actually, Dusty... to be correct, it's oh, woe is I!
Pharmakeus Ubik about 3 years ago
Back into purgatory, Dusty.
bkybl Premium Member about 3 years ago
“Woe is me” is a shortened version of “Woe is to me.” “Woe” is the subject and “me” is an indirect object. So the professor has uncorrected Dusty.
Skeptical Meg about 3 years ago
So “I is woe”?
Diat60 about 3 years ago
Does that phone actually work?
betseytacy about 3 years ago
could it possibly be “woe am I” ???
cat3crazy Premium Member about 3 years ago
Poor Dusty! Having to deal with the stuffy professor.
jrbaskind Premium Member about 3 years ago
Actually, it’s woe is me.
CamiSu Premium Member about 3 years ago
Nope. Sorry, Dusty is correct!