Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for April 05, 2011

Careful, lady. You’re apt to be used for target practice.

Lady, whatever you do, don’t go to Roz’s cafe. You won’t survive.

Lady you obviously haven’t been to Roz’ diner.

Can birds have a Cat Fight.

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I think the saleswoman is a duck. I mean should duck.

Um, since they’re inside the store, shouldn’t the lettering on the window be

s’elgniD tnemtrapeD erotS

with each of the letters reversed or it that a big mirror reflecting a window?

Lady, I’m going to take those two things and wrap them around your neck and strangle your arrogant self.

“Oh, OK. Fourth Floor. I’ll be right back…” (to test out my new taser gun).

Wasp spray and handcuffs will do it too I should think.

Talk conquers all; especially with a sunburned tongue?

A “hot shot” at BigR is a lot cheaper, and works just as well.

Nah..she’s in the right place… some perfumes I’ve smelled on woman have made me walk away as fast as if they pulled out a .44 mag..

Actually, there’s a new gadget that puts out a BLINDING flash of light; may cut down on the Taser deaths if cops start using it.