Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 23, 2020

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    I Mad Am I  over 4 years ago

    In this neck of the woods… he would have planted three different kinds of plants to ‘beautify’ his view. And in protest… the people being curtained off… would have “watered” those plants.

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    Need coffee  over 4 years ago

    Fink’s nose tumor may be out of control, but he hasn’t changed at all since the time the Duke ran in screaming “The peasants are revolting!” and Fink said, Yes, they certainly are.

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    eromlig  over 4 years ago

    Potentate: Our favorite sport in my country is bullfighting.Tourist: That’s revolting!Potentate: No, that’s our second-favorite sport.

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    B UTTONS  over 4 years ago

    Time to visit Frank and Ernest – they set up a Brick & Motar retail outlet

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    A Common 'tator  over 4 years ago

    I thought he was going to make some comment about the north side needing to be mired too…

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 4 years ago

    Out of sight, out of mind. This is why many need to be seen.

    (It’s a mind thing; you wouldn’t understand.)

    [just joking]

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    Troglodyte  over 4 years ago

    What you can’t see, can’t hurt you?

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    cdward  over 4 years ago

    It is certainly easy to ignore the poor when you walk yourself off from them.

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    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    Ignoring the problem is action, huh? I guess when it doesn’t affect you directly… )-:

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    David Illig Premium Member over 4 years ago

    King Trump. Can’t deal with problems that can’t be lied away. COVID-19, e.g.

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    sandpiper  over 4 years ago

    That’s Buttercup to a T. Any responsibility he walls off. Any criticism brings out his twitterpated side. Any accurate reportage of his gaffs, he calls false news In any x-word puzzle the 6 letter answer to loser is TRUMP

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    flemmingo  over 4 years ago

    Looking south doesn’t refer to southern states or Confederate!

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Hear no poverty, speak no poverty, see no poverty….

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    hooglah  over 4 years ago

    Now that is an Obama presidency there.

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    andersjg Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Blame the previous administration. Blame anybody!

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    BiathlonNut  over 4 years ago

    Sounds like some of the rich west coast politicians that do not want housing for the homeless built in their neighborhoods.

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    Holilubillkori Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Years ago visiting Las Vegas we took a scenic bus tour of point of interests, one place was of Wayne Newton’s estate: The perimeter is surrounded by a high brick wall w/ tall trees planted on the inside blocking out any street view into the estate; the house is dead center in the middle. (So of course he doesn’t see anything of outside world; but those lovely trees and shrubbery blocking it’s view) and the front gates are massive and very ornate …so no peeking through the steel bars.

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    rzander906  over 4 years ago

    now i know the ancestry of king trump

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    geese28  over 4 years ago

    Reminds me of what hitler did when he saw some of his own soldiers starving on another train car while he dined on fine food. He drew the curtains

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Definitely the cheapest option.

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    paranormal  over 4 years ago

    Sounds like someone else I ‘know’…

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    cocavan11  over 4 years ago

    He’s not the sort of despotic figure I thought he’d be. I anticipated his ordering Rodney to build a wall and rely on the impoverished South Side pay for it.

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    [Unnamed Reader - c91c61]  over 4 years ago

    The King must be a Republican. Out of sight, out of your mind.

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    Spacetech  over 4 years ago

    Id that then a wall?

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    gammaguy  over 4 years ago

    Since the poor are unable to pay taxes, I expected him to try to sell “the entire south side” to the Kingdom of Ego.

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    brklnbern  over 4 years ago

    Must live in Chicago, not Id.

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    KevDoneIt  over 4 years ago

    even in ID the leader is fine with destroying the past so the population can be dragged into total chaos. Socialism here we come. The useful idiots are already being used by the elites to erase history. When they are not in their parents basement free loading.

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    the daily comic reader   8 months ago

    so true!

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