Pickles by Brian Crane for July 06, 2020

how redundant

Earl – you just got had.

Lately, it sure seems to be borne out by the quality of the people who seem to be positive.

Walked into that one.

“Fools Rush in where wise men never go But wise men never fall in love so how are they to know” as sung by Rickie nelson

And then he shoots down his own argument…

LOL

I remember this in a Three Stooges skit. It was funny then and it’s still funny now!

Earl is of German origin?

Did you remember to recharge the phone, Earl?

ROFL! You just said it, Earl!

This stinks! Think positive!! O.K. I’m positive this stinks!!

Sigh.

And here I thought Earl would put his finger in the bowl to taste what Opal is mixing ;-)

Come on! That’s an old Joke. But then again, Earl is an old guy.

Oy! Earl just fell for Opals trap….cleverness runs in her family….

Two atoms were going for a walk:

“Good heavens! I’ve lost an electron!”

“What? Are you sure?”

“I’m positive.”

I read this in the Katzenjammer Kids

Quote from Moe Howard & Larry Fine in the Three Stooges short, Wham-Bam-Slam! September 1, 1955

Proof that Vaudeville has never died… ☺

[RING!]

“Hello? You don’t say! You don’t say! You don’t say!”

“Who was it?”

“They didn’t say…”

That joke is older than Earl.

Earl is OK; he’s just missing an electron.

“Are you certain?”

“I am always certain. I’m just not always RIGHT.”

Did you rip that off of Ferngully?

Quick call Customer Support and Bill in India will fix it and sell you insurance.

Did he try turning it off and back on again?