Monty by Jim Meddick for August 02, 2020

And a # 6 belly button….

SPF 5000 is essentially paint…..

Meanwhile, here in Germany we now have hundreds of thousands of freckled red-heads all of a sudden. There is speculation that there is an Irish ingredient in this stuff.

Oh dear God Monty not a… a .. GINGER!

This sounds more Robert Bloch than Uberblock to me.

I’ve seen innies…I’ve seen outies…I’ve never, ever seen a “six”ie!

Monty has man cans.

I’m married to a German and have 2 half-German (but they look 100%) kids. They have good reason to fear the sun!

Baked whitefish.

AIEEEEEE!!!

Get that man a bra! 38B oughta do it.

also he has rickets now

EB sun sensitive?

I’m wondering what’s in the can that EB3 is sucking on in the penultimate panel.

Havoline Engine Coolant

When I lived in Phoenix in the late seventies, someone died from too much drinking and falling asleep (passing out) at an apartment swimming pool.

The power of German chemistry!

I hope nobody mistakes Monty for a ghost….

Gingerfication.

HE HAS MY MAN BOOBS