B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for July 10, 2020

He’s lucky it only “nudged” him.

I guess it made a sound.

Now that there are no trees for him to eat, he has decided to turn into a meat eater, and a man eater at that.

So… what is the human expected to do? I mean beyond apologizing!

Don’t worry about the tree. Use a fireplug.

A Soreasourus?

“Dinner is SERVED!”

Uh-oh! Now you’ve made him angry—-and you don’t want to see him angry!

Lignumamplexatosaurus?

Now he’s a dino-sore!

That was his favorite scratching post.

At least he didn’t bite your head off…

I am about to have some trees cut down. There are three pine trees about 50 feet tall that are within 50 feet of my house. I doubt that the forest will miss them and the oaks nearby will probably be completely moved in in a couple of seasons.

Messing with an others lunch is a good way to get hurt.

Greenie doesn’t understand the true danger of these tiny bipeds.

It’d be hard to miss, as there aren’t many trees where they live. You could reasonably ask ‘Which one?’ and get a quick answer.

Have to find a new place to piddle.. Dino’s have trouble with changes to the environment.

oops

yeah, that was its breakfast!

First example of Green Peace saving the environment

Lie, man. Lie. The George Washington story is baloney.