Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 14, 2020

like Andy knows not what’s wrong with ’imself

Well that blew the foam off Andy’s day.

If you sell a bar and buy another, are you a “re-publican”?

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny our HERO Mr Andrew Capp is hoisted by his own petard , Jack’s fake news about giving free beer gets Andy’s goat:o) my avatar is of a soldier’s burden of duties to protect humans from terrorists , yet he still finds time to pet a kitten , how was your day?, ours should be very busy because we will be having a man over to fix our drainage system because water is seeping into our neighbour’s lift shaft , but we should cope I hope take care and BCNU pal

Andy, YOU are what’s wrong.

@Number Three you said you had French blood in your DNA so that’s why you like fries so much :o) If I were to test my DNA with a Maltese father and a Greek mother and Italian great , great greatparents it will take them months to give me a result , I must be a mutt :o)

What the hell is a “publican?” I know, I know, google is my friend… ………….. …. ………. .. well.. I knew that.

Will Rogers never met Andrew Capp.

A better question would be what is wrong with Andy

Andy’s like Norm Peterson, his tab is in a 3" 3-ring binder.

Methinks Andy best start looking for another pub to scrounge drinks in.

Love the look on Andy’s face.

Was he wrong though, Andy? I mean REALLY?

xxx

@Afficionado

I went to the hairdressers today and I got my French braids in. Here is a pic:

https://flic.kr/p/2jmgB8V

Yeah, Fries are great. Never used to like them as a kid. According to my Mum.

I have German DNA too, 7% I’m quite a mix.

I hope you and Connie are doing well. Stay happy.

Wouldn’t you LOVE to see Andy Capp wander into “Fawlty Towers”?

I am so gonna steal this!!

I try to avoid reading or watching the news these days. Just a bunch of horror stories. I still read the comics in the newspaper, but that’s it.