Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for August 05, 2020

Yea Rita lets go with that. The brown ones give chocolate milk.

And gleaming white Patties.

How now brown cow. Nice artwork Scott :))

At least it’s white elephant.

What’s Rita going to do when the cow has to be milked?

That is correct. Everyone knows that chocolate milk comes from brown cows. It’s a known fact. Also, I had a customer ask where the trees are that grow the cinnamon covered cones.

You have done it agan, out of left field and no one was ready for it!

The slippery slope of narcissistic thinking patterns.

Why do brown cows give white milk when they only eat green grass?

Don’t forget to tip the cow on the way out…and can’t Dana make the chocolate thing happen?

The brown cows do produce a brown substance, but I wouldn’t recommend consuming it.

The cow seems properly unconcerned about the problems it has created.

Hmm, maybe it isn’t a cow at all….maybe it is a Skrull invasion Captain….reference FF # 2

The cows in Arizona give powdered milk.

won it in a raffle? must have been a fixed raffle and the joke is on Rita

What’s the groundskeeper’s problem?

Yeah, and the frozen ones give ice cream

At least it’s not purple (I never saw a purple cow, I never hope to see one……)

Hum… Yeah, would be great if it was that easy!

Don’t magic beans come into the story somewhere?

4 spigots: Pasteurized, homogenized, chocolate and vanilla

I know, you’re trying to debunk the “Dumb Blonde” stereotype aren’t you?

Even the poor cow is wondering how she wound up in this situation…

And there was Brown upside down

Lappin’ up the Whiskey on the floor

“Let’s booze, booze!” The firemen cried

As they came knockin’ on the door

O don’t let ,em in till it’s all drunk up

Somebody shouted: “MacIntyre!” -

“MAC – IN – TYRE!”

And we all got blue-blind paralytic drunk

When the old Dun Cow caught fire