Write a report on Rivers? Would that be Joan Rivers, or River Phoenix? I know why not combine the report and write about both of them? You’ll sure to get extra Brownie points.
According to one story, Henry Kissinger was a stern taskmaster. He asked his subordinate to prepare a report for him.
The following day Kissinger called the man into his office where he tossed the report on the desk, pointed to it and said, “Is that the best you can do?”
The man mumbled some apologies, took the report and went back to work.
Kissinger repeated the act the following day. Again the man went away dejected.
On the third day, the man broke down and replied, “I’m sorry sir. I can’t do any better.” Kissinger replied, “OK, I’ll read it now.”
Of course, nowadays she would just lift one off the Net and put her name on it.
Remember the TV series “Welcome Back Kotter”? In one episode, Kotter caught one of the Sweathogs plagiarizing a paper. He was ready to lower the boom on the kid when he realized it was the very same paper he had plagiarized when he had been a student there.
Templo S.U.D. about 4 years ago
eye roll indeed, Sally’s older brother
Sir Ruddy Blighter about 4 years ago
It never occurred to anyone I went to school with, either
dcdete. about 4 years ago
Write a report on Rivers? Would that be Joan Rivers, or River Phoenix? I know why not combine the report and write about both of them? You’ll sure to get extra Brownie points.
jagedlo about 4 years ago
Back when you had to research stuff instead of Googling it…
InuYugiHakusho about 4 years ago
Sometimes the direct approach is the best approach.
dflak about 4 years ago
According to one story, Henry Kissinger was a stern taskmaster. He asked his subordinate to prepare a report for him.
The following day Kissinger called the man into his office where he tossed the report on the desk, pointed to it and said, “Is that the best you can do?”
The man mumbled some apologies, took the report and went back to work.
Kissinger repeated the act the following day. Again the man went away dejected.
On the third day, the man broke down and replied, “I’m sorry sir. I can’t do any better.” Kissinger replied, “OK, I’ll read it now.”
jpayne4040 about 4 years ago
Hey, what are big brothers for?
Ellis97 about 4 years ago
Kids these days. No common sense or ambition.
geese28 about 4 years ago
Hard work is as much a rare superpower like commonsense in these days
summerdog about 4 years ago
Sally’s best report would still fail, poor classroom challenged thing that she is.
gantech about 4 years ago
Of course, nowadays she would just lift one off the Net and put her name on it.
Remember the TV series “Welcome Back Kotter”? In one episode, Kotter caught one of the Sweathogs plagiarizing a paper. He was ready to lower the boom on the kid when he realized it was the very same paper he had plagiarized when he had been a student there.
spitsdog11 about 4 years ago
they still make peanuts comics????
raybarb44 about 4 years ago
An oldie but a goodie…..
DCBakerEsq about 4 years ago
Hard work won’t kill you. But, it will certainly ruin a perfectly good weekend.
ChessPirate about 4 years ago
Nah… ☺
Number Three about 4 years ago
Charlie Brown in the last panel is like “Is this kid serious?”
Or his trademark “Good grief!”
xxx
phoenixnyc about 4 years ago
I’ll give you a head start, Sally:
“Why the East River is Not a River.”
You’ll start an immediate controversy, and if controversy sells, it should also net good grades.
Lightpainter about 4 years ago
Sally seems related to Calvin here; same work ethic.
hagarthehorrible about 4 years ago
That suggestion apparently takes the treacherous path, which most of us would like to avoid.