Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for September 18, 2020

If Bucky gets frustrated enough, he will open it for you, and then…

Is it one of those jars where you open the lid and these long springs come flying out?

Satchel may rarely have flashes of insight, but I can’t imagine him being gifted.

I thought Satchel ate anything including indescribable things found in the gutter and the road!!

*anyway

Pinkish time to save Satchel from the Tuna Muncher ! …..Stat !

Since when does Satch not eat brittle? Or anything else? He smells a rat, and he is right.

Coulda been fruitcake that’s been gifted annually since 1994. Of course, it may be fermented by now.

Satch! You have been gifted! Now, you can apply for Mensa!

What does a French exchange student have to do with the chess club treasurer’s job?

Oh Sach, I’ve always thought you were gifted…Special anyway.

Go ahead and open it, while pointing it at Bucky.

You cannot leave Bucky alone for a second.

Neatly describes their relationship – “Help, I’m being gifted!”

Now is the time for a cross language pun – in Norwegian “gift” means poisoned! It also means “married” – choose your own for this strip.

Bring in Fungo to thrash that Siamese ;)

Why is a “french exchange student etc.” uncool?

Opening it is like parking your car in a red zone!

looks like a can of worms. I held one just like that a long long long time… LONG time. Too long. Good for fishing but so is Pillsbury dough. The good news is now you can have movies in French pretty young ones from high priced single bars who are worth their manicures pedicures and high costing drugs. It could be worse though, you could be holding some fat ugly thing that your friends would REALLY laugh at.

This doesn’t track – Satchel would’ve tried to eat the jar whole