Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for June 15, 2021

Praise “Bob”!

This is Bob, not Rollo.

Where’d his family get the money for literal miles of O-scale track?

Especially if they have anything else.

Bob still has a layout in his basement.

Then you would end up one a one-track mind like Bob has!

What a chooch…choo nut!

Look! At the end of that tunnel, there’s a little figure of Wyle E. Coyote with a sign saying STOP in the name of humanity!

“I wish that my room had a floor.

I don’t care so much for a door.

But this walking around

Without touching the ground

Is getting to be quite a bore.”

Three highballs for a three-car train.

Practice what you preach Bob!

That’s a lot of training

Daddy what’s a train?

Is it something you can ride?

Duzzit have a lot of grownup folks

and little kids inside?

Izzit bigger than our house?

Well how can I explain,

When my little child asks me

Daddy what’s a train?

Gomez Adams as a little boy.

Must be the rich kid. And seems no one lives with an adult here but Nancy.

Sheldon Cooper would be proud.