In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for September 24, 2020

Did he steal Carlton Fisk’s bat from Get Fuzzy?

I was moved to go get a dog and a beer.

Throw the next pitch at his ear.

And once more from the top of the seventh inning stretch

Then the dreaded Brown note shows up ;(

I always thought it would be cool to use a classical piece, like “Eine Kleine Nachtmusik”, for walk-up music. I don’t know if anyone is actually doing something like that.

And if he hits a homer you get to hear the entire William Tell Overature.

He has perfect pitch, but he’s a lousy batter.

It could be worse. They could be bowel movements…

They finally got the right idea, why put all those stands in when there’s no fans.

Leopold……Leopold….Leopold (from Baton Bunny)…….

That’s classic!

Better dealing with those movements, as opposed to “bowel movements!”