I’m with Honeybunch. NO ONE but NO ONE disturbs me when i’m sleeping. I go from sleeper to grizzly-bear-awakened-from-hibernation in .05 seconds flat if that happens!
When I went on active duty in the Navy, the very first thing I learned was how to wake somebody up. You never shake them by the shoulder, you always grab their feet and move them. Some people come up swinging otherwise.
Baarorso about 4 years ago
I’m with Honeybunch. NO ONE but NO ONE disturbs me when i’m sleeping. I go from sleeper to grizzly-bear-awakened-from-hibernation in .05 seconds flat if that happens!
jagedlo about 4 years ago
(dumb) Dead man walking!
david_42 about 4 years ago
Weekends my wife sleeps in as long as she wants. I’m up and about at 4:30 am as usual.
Prescott_Philosopher about 4 years ago
When I went on active duty in the Navy, the very first thing I learned was how to wake somebody up. You never shake them by the shoulder, you always grab their feet and move them. Some people come up swinging otherwise.
mountainclimber about 4 years ago
Good subjunctive.
brick10 about 4 years ago
Next time hold a mirror under her nose.
raybarb44 about 4 years ago
She shouldn’t be angry. That was a “LOVE” touch…..
cuzinron47 about 4 years ago
Practice non-contact checking.
Lightpainter about 4 years ago
Next time, just call 911.
locake about 4 years ago
If she is awake she is not “sleeping in”. If I’m awake and it’s light out I get up. If she is awake, she’s had enough sleep.
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member about 4 years ago
If my husband finds that I’m awake any time before close to noon, he will probably think I’m sleep walking.
Pablo_New almost 4 years ago
My wife does this to me on the weekends after 8…drives me bananas!
Jaythor 7 months ago
What a horrible woman. Always with the threats. At least he cared enough to check that the old bat was still breathing.