Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for October 22, 2020

What, Eye of Newt wasn’t enough?

Is that how the ballot drop box in California was set on fire?

Buttercup – stirring the pot as always

Methinks there’s a lot of this stew going around!

Someone at the postal service is cooking up voter fraud.

Actually it’s extraterrestrial aliens who are stealing the ballots. They use them as part of a Satanic ritual.

Hey, that makes more sense than a lot of other things people believe in. All I have to do is tweet it and it becomes the truth.

OT: A Patriot is not a person who loves his country. A Patriot is a person who loves his country’s people.

Now they’re filled with DeJoy.

OT: What a crybaby performance in Pennsylvania. “Nobody loves me. Everybody hates me. I’m going to eat some worrrrrms.” That’s the GOP’s finest offering.

I mailed in my ballot. I live in the county seat and the ballot went from the “In” slot to the appropriate PO Box. Never left the building.

If the witches were orange I’d be suspicious.

(And here we go!) Witches Be Loco!

Got them at an illegal republican dropbox