Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 08, 2020

Not supposed to work. Supposed to play.

Emergency! Everybody to get from street!

Da, why you no laugh at joke? Tough crowd; a cannibal comedians nightmare, you is.

i love the russian footnote ;+)

Looks rather like my 7th grade English teacher, who claimed the strange accent was because she’d moved from Tennessee to New England. Now I see she was a Soviet spy.

Our star panels of web ’splainers is hard at work on the issue.

Fräulein Hilda is having a bad day! But once she gets her lame Bathmats lined up and situated, it will be a go! AAAAahchooooo! Gesundheit…I’m allergic to rubber….AAAAachoooo

A Cyrillic blog, though, would be most innovative and entertaining … not to mention educational …!

кофеин коврик для ванной …! (CaFfEiNe BaTh MaT)

You could cross off the word comic all day long and add other words and it would still not work.

Is this one of those slippery bathmats or the kind with suckers that you can’s get off with a crow bar?

We need lame.

Well, sounds like things are off to a finely lame start; such good news in times like these.

The Days of Whine and Russians.

It’s the new Bathmatic from Ronco™! It slices, it dices, and it’s so quiet, you won’t even know it’s on! And so easy to control, just tell it what you want it to do!

(Влад, ты правда думаешь, что они купят эту хрень?)

(Не знаю, просто продай им.)

We promise your privacy is guaranteed, we will never listen in on your conversations as far as you know!

As always, I am staying tuned.

The ones who won’t be lame are the losers who don’t read your blog.

Well, it’s nothing like a brain frieze. I’m not experiencing the memories. I’m just remembering them as my own. They are concurrent and conflicting, but all separate and isolated. I can see how my experiences parallel all the others to which I now have access. And I don’t seem to be the lone female version of me, either. According to my new memories of Jolly Old Bob, every possibility within the universe exists, and the time line is just the flow of consciousness. Now, I’ve spent some time in virtual schooling, and I know that if you have a current through a circuit, then it goes through every available conductor, and every parallel path. So what Jolly Old Bob was talking about was like an increased resistance along some virtual timelines which are the conductive paths for awareness. So we are all divided, all the time, between the main timeline and the other available timelines. I guess that would be stuff that goes on in our unconscious, which would necessarily be connected through the entire circuit from the start of the universe to the end of it, as the flow of awareness beyond all concepts of time. Pretty cool stuff. I don’t get how we can move awareness to another path, though. Do we adjust our flow rate to match the path we want? That sounds pretty lame, being in a better world by being more aware or less aware. Maybe I don’t get the full impact, though. What is the measure that equates to amperes here?

call to set up an appointment for blog maintenance

WooHoo!! The Blog of Frogs returns! I’m SO pumped!

Is ‘pumped’ still a thing?

Congrats on putting together the blog!

Frog Blog Returning To My Roots – A rolling stone gathers no mousse..

A recnt email (today) from Sister seems to say she has in the end—or make that in the beginning—succeeded in restoring/recreating Frog Blog. Except that, as sometimes over the last tumultuous week or two, the message is somewhat cryptic. I await to see here on FA further clarification.

Meanwhile, I see that I need to learn Russian tout suite if I am to remain a Froglandian citizen. The Bath Mat Factory is now, I take it, officially bilingual in Froggish English and Froggish Russian. What ever happened to Spanish?

I ask again, what ever happened to Spanish?

This blog work!