Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 31, 2020

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    pearlsbs  about 4 years ago

    A dog in the old west hobbles into a saloon on three legs holding up his bandaged front foot.

    He looks up at the bartender and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”

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    gopher gofer  about 4 years ago

    this joke sounds awfully familiar…

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    Zebrastripes  about 4 years ago

    Eye roll…..

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    Bill Löhr Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Groan! ;-)

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    jango  about 4 years ago

    A dog has five “fingers”?

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    mistercatworks  about 4 years ago

    Simile of the day: A dog needs a high-five like a cat needs a handshake.

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    dsom8  about 4 years ago

    When I programmed MS-DOS batch files and wanted the process to stop and request a response (like Y or N), I would use the variable name “paws” as a double entendre.

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