Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 22, 2020

As far as I’m concerned, there IS no season for turnips.

MMMM…Giblet Gravy Oreos…

Green bean Oreos.

There are some I would try: pumpkin pie Oreos, apple pie Oreos, cranberry Oreos, candied sweet potato Oreos, corn bread Oreos.

Not a fan of Oreos but the favours suggested certainly appeal.

Gaaaaaag. Give me the real thing, and real cookies.

This is as bad as that ice cream shop in Vancouver with 238 flavours…including ones like garlic, lobster, jalapeno, etc.

How about pumpkin marshmallow? Cranberry-vanilla? We can make it work with grit, determination, and a marketing department.

Oreos are trash-tier biscuits, anyway. This is a hill I will die on.

Does anyone ever eat turnips for Thanksgiving? Or any day?

First Jones soda with turkey and gravy flavor now Oreos …OMG who’s next!!

Oreolly?

The only good part of an Oreo is the “white stuff in between.” The chocolate cookies are too bitter, and I used to give them to the dogs after I ate off the white stuff. Shhh…my mother never knew.

The shirt he is wearing is pumpkin spice colored.

Ew!

Like seasonal scented candles… pretty soon they’ll come out with pine-nut and holly berry flavored Oreos.

the plant that bakes them in NJ is closing

How about Coffee Oreo? Garlic Bread Oreo? Pizza Oreo? Mac and Cheese Oreo? Hamburger Oreo?

Not very appealing to us dunkers.

Oreo wasn’t the first of this kind of snack they copied Hydrox.

Get used to it. Every day you see blacks and whites producing “Oreos”.

HORK!!!

No thanks

I’ll just stick with regular Oreos.

Pumpkin Spice Latte Oreos?

I’d love some savory Oreos to dip into my V8!

Trader Jo’s has seasonal flavored “fig” bars; “ A Pumpkin Walked into a Bar”, is my favorite.

Joe’s Os are better.