Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 02, 2020

I don’t need to listen to fake news. I can see you destroying my couch.

I never listen to the Fake News either.

Cats spend most of their time sleeping.

In fact, the couch isn’t even destroyed. It’s a lovely couch in perfect condition. :-)

Donald J. Cat?

Don’t listen to a talking cat.

“Why don’t you ever ask the dog these tough questions?”

Good by, cat!

don’t worry, the couch will be repaired as if by magic in no time and it will be me who repairs it (or at least I’ll take the credit even if I only get in the way of those who actually do something to repair it)

What’s the big deal? The couch has insurance and was clearly prejudiced against cats.

When your cat rearranges the furniture…Fang Shui?

Fake news depends on hiding the facts. This cat is not doing that.

Fake news like doctors make more $$ with Covid Dx the end of which is right around the corner

That cat’s outta the bag.

Mark got the fur color right.