Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for November 02, 2020

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    I Mad Am I  about 4 years ago

    Around here… that Fortune… it is called – Reality.

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    Kaputnik  about 4 years ago

    From what I understand, loneliness, anguish, and despair are not incompatible with winning a lottery.

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    J Short  about 4 years ago

    Reads like that song from Hee-Haw.

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    Zebrastripes  about 4 years ago

    Hey! How come Herman gets TWO fortune cookies?

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    HEY! Those are MY lotto numbers! Where do I pick up my winnings??

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    Pete.Keillor  about 4 years ago

    I got one once I kept on my bulletin board for years, “You’re ugly and your children are stupid.” I cracked up. Off day at the fortune cookie factory.

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    ComicsBinger Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Actually, a friend got one that said “Eventually you will realize the futility of your existence.” Truth.

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    Michael G.  about 4 years ago

    Help! I’m a prisoner in a Chinese bakery!

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    Steverino Premium Member about 4 years ago

    I once got a fortune cookie with numbers on it. Played the Powerball. Not one number came in. It was a misfortune cookie.

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    gammaguy  about 4 years ago

    I wonder how many readers are going to try that set of numbers… “just for the fun of it”.

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    Howard'sMyHero  about 4 years ago

    Happy “Día de los Muertos” (Day of the Dead) everyone … order out some Chinese today and celebrate being multicultural … or not …!

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    Display  about 4 years ago

    Those are my numbers. I’ve played them for years. They won once too & big time! On the day my ex-wife didn’t play them for me like I’d asked because she was too busy getting hair done.

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