Free Range by Bill Whitehead for November 10, 2020

Put your votes in the “ballet” box.

He’s saying that he was sitting on a fire ant hill.

Smile when you dance that, stranger!

And Gus has plié-nty to say.

If I’ve seen it once, I’ve seen it a thousand times. These cowhands all think they’re Baryshnikov.

So… someone put a rattlesnake down your back!?

Where’s the outhouse? Come on where’s the outhouse?

I hope he isn’t saying something dis Gus ting.

Get a rope…

He’s the NUT- cracker in the group!

Gus refused to lie down and work his rectus abdominis muscle…planking.

Stop feeding Gus beans.

Why are all their guns holstered, mine would not be for sure.

Do they tell him to break a leg or back?

I have seen this before somewhere in a cartoon a few years ago.

When he breaks out the Whiskey, does he assume 5th position?