Free Range by Bill Whitehead for December 04, 2020

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    SHAKEDOWNVILLE  almost 4 years ago

    They must transcend all their “fantasies”.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    The old woman just does not know what she is going to do.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    And my advice to the young woman is to sleep through it.

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    eromlig  almost 4 years ago

    That guy from Hamelin with the pipe is just down from them; ask him about rats…or children.

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    gopher gofer  almost 4 years ago

    are they slugging pepto-bismol…?

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Stop me if you’ve heard this one before, a fairy tale and a nursery rhyme walked into a bar… okay, fine.

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Once upon a time, in a bar…

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  almost 4 years ago

    Neither one of you exist. You’ve got that.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 4 years ago

    They’re both in for a grumpy ride.

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Yeah. Our girls came home from university in February and finished the year remotely and decided to take this year as a gap year. They got internships in October and have gone their ways. We’ll see them at Xmas. It’s nice having an empty house sometimes. We do miss them, but life goes on.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Living with 7 men sounds like it could get kinky, but if it’s your thing.. much better than living with a bunch of kids in a shoe.

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    PO' DAWG  almost 4 years ago

    “Those damn dwarfs have always got their nose in my business.”

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    cuzinron47  almost 4 years ago

    I can see why the old woman drinks a lot.

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    Tkdgator  almost 4 years ago

    Are any of the dwarfs Tyrion Lannister? If so at least she could have intelligent conversation and a drinking partner.

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