Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 05, 2020

  1. Get smart shoe phone
    gopher gofer  almost 4 years ago

    ♩when he menacingly leers, sneers, or jeers

    that’s a moray…

     •  Reply
  2. Forbear
    Qiset  almost 4 years ago

    Bite me!

     •  Reply
  3. 466976351 10226287680802333 1752535608101856512 n 2
    dlkrueger33  almost 4 years ago

    This cartoon made me think of this old song: Ma, he’s making eyes at me. Ma, he’s awfully nice to me. Ma, he’s almost breakin’ my heart, He’s beside me. Mercy! Let my conscience guide me! Ma, he wants to marry me, And be my honey bee. Every minute he gets bolder, Now he’s leanin’ on my shoulder. Ma, he’s kissing me!!

     •  Reply
  4. Grandpa hef
    Jeff0811  almost 4 years ago

    Eel get over it.

     •  Reply
  5. 04701699 e872 475a be06 a63432d112ee
    Chief Inspector   almost 4 years ago

    When an eel bites your thigh and you bleed out and die…..thats a moray

     •  Reply
  6. Strega
    P51Strega  almost 4 years ago

    “Couldn’t you conger up a better line than that?”

     •  Reply
  7. Facepalm bear 2
    Lablubber   almost 4 years ago

    From that great book. “Tuesdays With Moray”.

     •  Reply
  8. Avatar92
    Charlie Fogwhistle  almost 4 years ago

    It may not be love, but it’s a Morey. Or two.

     •  Reply
  9. Doc and fifi
    BWR  almost 4 years ago

    When an eel bites your knee as you swim in the sea… that’s a moray.

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Rubes