That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for December 07, 2020

“Ok, now that you’ve confessed, I’ll tell you where your clothes are.”

Um, ma’am? I think your son is a little too old for a spanking

“You had me run 10 miles naked through park. Now will you go out with me?”

Hallmark’s knockoff version of La Pietà.

Too late, the psychologist realized that asking the patient to “bare his soul” probably wasn’t the right phrase to use.

bob really hated losing strip poker games…

She got him to take off his clothes/ then assume this ridiculous pose/ then she put it on twitter/ and now people titter/ he’s “em-bare-assed” wherever he goes !

For some reason he’s chosen to strip/ yet I don’t think he’s planning a dip/ She’s “losing her grip” / while she toys with a whip../ what a lovely relationship..

“As your dermatologist,I’d suggest more sunscreen. “

Billy, don’t be a hero!

What happens when you don’t have the whole couch to yourself.

Those long winter nights have a strange effect on some people.

The title has to be “Embarrassed Bare Assed Assface.”

All right, all right, I’ll turn on the A/C.

Is that a whip in her hand?

For $50 more she’ll make you eat out of the dog bowl.

Why anyone would waste an hour of their life, much less an hour/week, is utterly beyond me.

confirming once again why it’s ‘histrionics’ and not ‘herstrionics’…

After the sauna, you jump naked into the water of the ice-covered lake, but you have to cut the hole in the ice FIRST. Some people never learn.

At first glance I saw the naked guy as her bottom half. Creepy.

I look horrible in that white sheet, please, I beg of you switch with me, your brown one is so much more fashionable!

Cruella was known as a switch-hitter.

“Okay now Junior, pull my finger.”

You need at least another hour in that tanning bed. Yes, it’s boring, but get on with it!

“I don’t know if this is a good time to mention it, but there’s some idiot over there with an easel, a palette, and a brush.”

“Different stokes, I guess.”

At some point, Finnish Humiliation Therapists all decided to become Dominatrices which paid better and didn’t require a degree.

Tadeas didn’t quite yet fully understand ‘going down’ on a woman, but he was getting there.

Pandora totally freaks out.

Jesus recovering from rough weekend?

Mother, should I build the wall?

Mother, should I run for President?

Mother, should I trust the government?

Mother, will they put me in the firing line?

Is it just a waste of time?

Hush now, baby, baby, don’t you cry

Mama’s gonna make all of your nightmares come true

Mama’s gonna put all of her fears into you

Mama’s gonna keep you right here under her wing

She won’t let you fly, but she might let you sing

Mama’s gonna keep baby cozy and warm

Ooh baby, ooh baby, ooh baby

Of course mama’s gonna help build the wall.

Pink Floyd – Mother

I was telling the dog to beg.

Marcus felt he had gone above and beyond trying to prove to Lizzy that he really was gay.

“Good boy! Now go fetch the paper.”

The wicked witch transformed her faithful hound into a man. It didn’t work out quite as well as she had hoped.

Melancholy: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Magnus_Enckell_-_Melancholy_(1895).jpg 

has info and links that point to more info about this painting.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/enckell_magnus.html 

https://www.wikiart.org/en/magnus-enckell 

https://www.askart.com/artist/Magnus_Enckell/11029160/Magnus_Enckell.aspx 

https://prabook.com/web/magnus.enckell/2254784 

https://thesketchline.com/en/authors/knut-magnus-enckell/ 

https://ateneum.fi/magnus-enckell-exhibition-at-the-ateneum/?lang=en 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, askart.com can be read in full for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. First work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2593 (December 6, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

She has him right where she wants him, The weaker sex, HA…..

Pillsbury Doughboy, the later years . . . :)

Now now there Donald, the girls weren’t really laughing at you.

Why does it not surprise me that this from a Finnish painter?

Leif needed a leaf to show mom he wasn’t a streaker, she took no though of it, good mom.