Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 22, 2021

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    FreihEitner Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    At least he’s not a racehorse (I guess).

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    eolan59  almost 4 years ago

    They only poop once a week

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    PICTO  almost 4 years ago

    The length of a minute changes depending upon which side of the bathroom door you are standing.

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    Vilyehm  almost 4 years ago

    Be a cheetah and use the kitchen sink.

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    Gent  almost 4 years ago

    Quick. There’s still time. You can overtake him and close the door before he moves another inch.

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    Gent  almost 4 years ago

    Forget it and do what the bear did. There’s some woods behind the building…

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    Kaputnik  almost 4 years ago

    Why couldn’t it have been a rushing racehorse?

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    Jeff0811  almost 4 years ago

    Ok, if the cheetah eats the sloth, I can see that solving two problems.

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    Mighty Phavahg  almost 4 years ago

    Is you or is you ain’t a predator?

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Go! You’ll be in and out before he manages anotherrr steppp…

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    jr1234  almost 4 years ago

    ROFL, reminds me of the movie, ZOOTOPIA, where sloths worked at the DMV.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aUC1VZQE1E

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    johnniemo Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    AGAIN! Thank you Gocomixers I can always count on you to explain what I don’t get!

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Oh @Mark, I can FEEL that one!

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    Richard Finley  almost 4 years ago

    That’s how I feel when I see a guy going into the bathroom looking at his phone.

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    spaced man spliff  almost 4 years ago

    Restrooms? They’re a dying breed. More and more gas stations don’t have them any more. And THAT’S before the pandemic.

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    PO' DAWG  almost 4 years ago

    Be thankful he isn’t taking “reading material” with him.

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    Baucuva  almost 4 years ago

    Just run down a floor!

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    Lady loves a joke  almost 4 years ago

    And you thought slow walkers in the grocery store was bad…

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      almost 4 years ago

    It’s gonna be a while.

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    Natarose  almost 4 years ago

    The worst part is, this is the only bathroom at the party. Like my new home, I have two boys that set up camp very often and I have to beg them to get out!

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