In Security by Bea R. for January 18, 2021

What’s Sam talking about? It rhymes, and Sam “Boni”, sure it’s crude, but it works, good for Sedine!

Joke for adults? Sorry Sedine when we read your comic our inner teenager is always awoken! XD

And to add to Sedine’s joke, sure that would be great, but what would be greater is if we all got to see! ;D

You know those little one man push cleaners you see at the Quik Marts?

They dream of growing up to become a Zamboni.

Lucky we have no room for a sixth panel or we’d be staring at the back teeth of Mrs. Edith.

Sedine is going to have to do better than just take off some ice skates…..

Oh my!

Don’t stop until that surface is white and polished, Sed. ;)

If she weren’t a psycho, she’d be perfect….

Still not as lewd as calling him Daddy.

Is nobody going to talk about how beautiful Sedine looks with her haircut?

Not for kids, there are a number of cartoons, where the characters have an adult joke that goes over the kid’s heads.

Like in Animaniacs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY2kC5fZG64

Dot (carrying the singer, Prince): “Look, I found Prince”.

Yakko on the piano: “No, I said fingerprints!”

Prince smiles.

Dot says, “I don’t think so” and throws Prince overboard.

Sedine seems pretty randy these days. So, if Sam is smart, he will note whatever they’re doing, however they’re doing it, KEEP IT GOING!

She’s my girl.

Why is Sam such a Prude!?!

Congratulations, Ms. B – thousands of adult readers suddenly do not need coffee this morning…

They’re no phun if you have to explain ’em.

Keep it under your skirt, girl… wait, that doesn’t sounds right either.

I don’t think anybody over the age of four would not understand it…

Rule 34 pls, kthxbai

Sedine, Sedine

Our naughty Queen

Samboni she does ride.

Fresh off the rink

A nod and wink

She is Sam’s joy and pride.

“VULGAR.”

(agrees with this dialogue in the cartoon)

Not in front of the audience, dear.

This is a welcome break from the Ellie-Hubbs tragic soap opera.

Vulgar or not, that is one nice looking lady.

So Sam has work to do when they get home?

yowza!

Uh, right there? At the ice rink? So cold… Low temperatures make everything… contract.

Sam says Sedine’s line in the third panel doesn’t rhyme…which makes me wonder if he got the joke.

Hmm, I wonder if Sam is up for it.

I suspect Sedine wanted to ride SAM!

Where’s TODAY’S strip?

So, Sedine’s next door neighbor has a baby, her cousin has two adorable little tow heads, I wonder if Sedine is trying to have one too?

She seems incredibly insatiable these days.