Why couldn’t the snake charmer charm his snake?
It was reptile dysfunction.
Maybe she could sneak up on them if she wore moccasins…
Why can’t snakes multiply?
Because they’re adders.
What do you call a snake that is 3.14159 feet long?
A PI-thon.
She should get a Cleopatra hair cut.
Oh BOA, is THIS forum turning into a punfest.;-D
I find snakes kinda charming..If I find them first! Wish they wouldn’t stare at me like that! Like maybe they’re measuring me!
hope nobody casts aspersions about her aspirations…
If she can handle it then I hope she won’t BOAst about it
She drives a Viper.
Oy
It was just something she had rattle around in her brain for a while now. Now that she is unemployed she can follow her dream. At least she still has COBRA.
♬ Take me in tender woman," sighed the snake ♪♩
Al Wilson – The Snake
She doesn’t have the pipes for it.
I think it’s an asp-irrational purchase.
Careful, the homework really bites.
But that may come back to bite you.
Rim shot.
I hope she’s not easily rattled.
Does she play an instrument or will she be charming choral snakes?
Boo HISS
kind of slithered into that one, didn’t we?
Dan Thompson
pearlsbs almost 4 years ago
Why couldn’t the snake charmer charm his snake?
It was reptile dysfunction.
eromlig almost 4 years ago
Maybe she could sneak up on them if she wore moccasins…
pearlsbs almost 4 years ago
Why can’t snakes multiply?
Because they’re adders.
pearlsbs almost 4 years ago
What do you call a snake that is 3.14159 feet long?
A PI-thon.
Radish... almost 4 years ago
She should get a Cleopatra hair cut.
Baarorso almost 4 years ago
Oh BOA, is THIS forum turning into a punfest.;-D
whahoppened almost 4 years ago
I find snakes kinda charming..If I find them first! Wish they wouldn’t stare at me like that! Like maybe they’re measuring me!
gopher gofer almost 4 years ago
hope nobody casts aspersions about her aspirations…
in-dubio-pro-rainbow almost 4 years ago
If she can handle it then I hope she won’t BOAst about it
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 4 years ago
She drives a Viper.
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
Oy
Jeff0811 almost 4 years ago
It was just something she had rattle around in her brain for a while now. Now that she is unemployed she can follow her dream. At least she still has COBRA.
pathamil almost 4 years ago
♬ Take me in tender woman," sighed the snake ♪♩
Al Wilson – The Snake
Jeffin Premium Member almost 4 years ago
She doesn’t have the pipes for it.
gammaguy almost 4 years ago
I think it’s an asp-irrational purchase.
mistercatworks almost 4 years ago
Careful, the homework really bites.
cuzinron47 almost 4 years ago
But that may come back to bite you.
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Rim shot.
P51Strega almost 4 years ago
I hope she’s not easily rattled.
P51Strega almost 4 years ago
Does she play an instrument or will she be charming choral snakes?
christelisbetty almost 4 years ago
Boo HISS
oakie817 almost 4 years ago
kind of slithered into that one, didn’t we?