Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for February 12, 2021

Friends Reboot.

An ‘Adam Sandler Television Network’?

A Pauly Shore marathon?

Biden wins presidential election

The complete collection of Jon Lovitz as “The Pathological Liar”.

Rita in charge of COVID vaccine production?

Stephen King marathon on the Hallmark channel?

Trump getting reelected, because she made everything he said come true.

PeeWee’s Playhouse 2021

Hallmark!

A 72 hour Robot Chicken marathon.

I got nothing. After the last couple of days of TV viewing, I can’t imagine anything worse.

They just announced another Star Wars trilogy and another Star Trek trilogy, both directed by J.J. Abrams

A Lawrence Welk marathon.

Rita line dancing to country music in a bikini in a commercial for their company.

For every use, there’s a Survivor spinoff.

A new Hope and Crosby “Road to” picture. Considering they are both dead, that should be quite the horror show!

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. 24/7 on all channels.

Every time they try to watch Babylon 5, Star Trek comes on.

Star Trek is on 24×7, but the Borg are now the good guys and the villains are the Federation

Scott, love you and all that, but my brain’s tired. Nite.

All politics, 24/7 on all channels.

The completely uncensored Girls Next Door, every episode, every season is looping on every streaming service. The voice over announcer just informed viewers the next month’s line up will be Naked and Afraid 24/7.

Firefly repeats?

Every show the Dumont network (1946 – 1955) ever aired, including great shows like Let’s Rhumba, Birthday Party, Spin The Picture, Front Page Detective, Rocky King Detective, Inside Detective, Fashions On Parade and, of course, Captain Video!!

Another Ryan Reynolds Green Lantern movie.

The View on 24/7

Another “Reality” show

They’re now viewing a previously unreleased Jerry Lewis movie.

Two weeks of TV being a scroll of 4chan posts

How about every awful sequel to every good movie. I’m thinking Jaws 2-4, Stars Wars 1-3, Indiana Jones 2 and 4 (#3 with Shawn Connery is brilliant! )

Firefly finally being rebooted; Pauly Shore cast as the lead. Talk about a monkey’s paw.

And now: Howard the Duck playing every roll in the Marvel and Star Wars universes.

The Intern 2

Joe Biden was elected President and America is so screwed.

Rosie O’Donnell on every channel

I am going to go out on the non-PC limb and say, “Peewee’s Playhouse!”

The sound of Music, on every channel, repeating over and over.

Barney & Friends, non-stop, all channels. Commercial breaks are done exclusively by Shari Lewis and Lambchop.

Rita retroactively cast as the captain in EVERY Star Trek series and movie, and also in all current and future series and movies.

I never knew about the Adam Sandler fixation. But, if it is Happy Gilmore, I’m watching it.

the Impeachment trial showing video evidence on all channels! (because it’s actually doing that)…

Rita advertising for a chain of chilli restaurants using her breath of fire.

The early cancellation of good TV shows or cancellation of a TV show on a cliffhanger. One use of her power could have cause the cancellation of “FireFly”?

Every voice on TV is dubbed into pig latin.

Live senate coverage.

24 Hours of ‘Leonard Part 6’

Pixels, The Series.

The Jerry Lewis Telethon for Aged Comics!

Everyone on tv looks and talks like …

Jar-Jar Binks!

I couldn’t venture to guess, but I think this is the first time I’ve ever seen her eyes that wide before.

Fantastic Four movies. No matter how often they try, they can’t make a good one.

The All Commercials Channel

The Rita Channel. On all channels 24/7.

Annie Hall. Time Bandits. Liberty Mutual Commercials.

Linda Lovelace

Ted Cruz replacing Larry King. Josh Hawley replacing Jon Oliver.

The Star Wars Christmas Special Marathon…

90 Day Fiancé!

PeeWee for the next week on every channel.

they got days of our lives mixed with general hospital

Cool Cat has a Foodfight with the Oogieloves.

Didn’t have time to read all of the above, if covered already, apologies…Bewitched of course.

The 1978 Star Wars holiday special.

supertrain is coming back!

A Pauly Shore movie marathon?

Opening coverage for the lead up to the 2024 election

Revival of “Hello, Larry” and “Supertrain.”

A Richard Simmons style exercise video starring Melvin…. Spandex shorts are not meant to be that tight….

Melvin, all channels, 24/7. Because TV viewers want what only Melvin can give!

Welcome to Nose Hair TV! All nose hair, all the time!

Their nightmare is that they find out that they are in a comic strip and that they are not really alive.

600 lb Life

A Brady Bunch Reboot starring the TeleTubbies

Trump won the 2020 general election.

The person who had the magic cast on them is presented with their own dating history, in this case video of Andromeda and (given Jay’s expression) past boyfriends.

Jurassic Park Marathon, on all channels… with Barney the Purple Dinosaur starring as the T-Rex.

Shows nothing except Adam Sandler movies and the Three Stooges.

Endless loop of “It’s a Small World”

Old used car commercials 24/7…

24 hour movie marathon of “Gigli” on all channels

“Keeping Up with the Kardashians” ad infinitum marathon on every channel, on every streaming service as performed by Gerry & Sylvia Anderson’s puppets (think Fireball XL5, Super Car, Thunderbirds).

Everything looks like Edward Gorey and written by Charles Addams.

Several possibilities:

1) C-SPAN after a nude filter.2) A true-crime show hosted and narrated by Barney the Dinosaur.3) Every character on every channel is a version of Rita.4) Every channel is in badly dubbed Japanese, with the exception of the nude filter version of C-SPAN.

What, I ask myself, could be worse than another Adam Sandler movie? How about a tv series written, directed by, and starring Adam Sandler in all the parts?

Hallmark Christmas movies. 24/7/365. All 500 channels.

Hypnovision: You will act like a robot. No, you will become a robot.

Every classic “ThunderCats” episode, done “ThunderCats Roar” style.