Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for March 02, 2021
March 01, 2021
March 03, 2021
Transcript:
So son, whaddya want to read tonight? An Elephant Never Forgets! Hahaha! Again? I remember with perfect clarity the face of every woman who ever scorned me.
Ida No almost 4 years ago
“And their credit card numbers…”
distortion almost 4 years ago
Incel the Elephant. Not a bedtime story that I would recommend.
Darsan54 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Funny, I go exactly the opposite direction.
bxclent Premium Member almost 4 years ago
wow kids stories have changed a bit since i was a youngster
mistercatworks almost 4 years ago
I had a friend whose shoulder was dislocated by an elephant who picked her up by the wrist and dropped her into a 12-foot-deep dry moat. He had done it before. Apparently, an elephant never forgets a good joke.
ferddo almost 4 years ago
Today’s elephants “remember” everything they perceive as a slight against their utter authority…