Cornered by Mike Baldwin for April 29, 2021

What a “piercing” development.

What if it’s just a slip of the tongue?

And a 2 week prescription of opiates.

So glad this didn’t run on the 28th. Had to have root canal,

Such great words of encouragement!!!

This is the first time I’ve tried this left-handed.

If you slip i’m grabbing that drill and you’ll need a nose ring.

What could go wrong with this fleshy one-fingered left hand I’m using to hold the drill?

Sounds fair.

Maybe a uvula ring might be necessary….

If you hit my epiglottis, you’ve gone to far…

This is not funny…when I was in grade school, the dentist’s drill did slip and drilled an actual hole under my toungue. O. M. G ! To this day I grip the arms and hope for the best.

“Let me know if you feel any pain.”

AAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

“Maybe a tosh more novacaine, then…”

I never let a dentist’s drill which is bigger than my masonry bits go into my mouth.

If you see Black&Decker stamped on the side of his drilling tools, get out immediately.

He’ll be able to insert the stud in his neck from the rear.

Anyone been to the dentist lately and had to rinse with Hydrogen Peroxide? Foaming explosion plus a horrible taste. Yuck.

If he slips with that drill bit, he’s going to have to get the patient a tongue spike, because a stud is not gonna fit THAT hole!