Sorry to burst a bubble with the comedy of this strip but the kids should not be thinking they’d be paid. The chores they are doing are everyday chores their mother does on a daily basis and she receives no pay at all. Thus, I say “Happy Mother’s Day” to all mother’s doing thankless jobs.
“On behalf of Mr. Moreau, Mrs. Johnston, and the Anti-Fascist Alliance, thank you for coming out tonight. Mr. Moreau has asked me to remind you that all winning bids must be paid upfront, and we are only accepting cash. First up on the auction block, we have two specimens named Michael and Elizabeth, but you can rename them whatever you like. They can purchased as a set or sold separately. Both are excellent house cleaners who will never entertain any idea of getting paid, and Michael has past experience in agricultural work. Again, these are two fine specimens. No scars, no visible injuries and examined personally by Mr. Moreau’s doctor. Open bid will start at $2,500, do I hear $3,000?”
Strip had me think aw they do that for mom, until last frame.Happy Mama’s Day to all moms. For me yes I had a nice Mama’s Day, better then last year as we had pizza to go. We ate out today, except for adult kids, too costly for the adult kids, one no job the other pt job.
Did your parents ever get paid cleaning after you Lizzy and Micheal? And cook for you everyday. Consider this as a nonpayment and the unconditional love they provide for them.
They both spontaneously had the same idea (they never agree on anything) to do something they’d never done before, and it just happened to be on Mothers Day?
donwestonmysteries over 3 years ago
No good deed left undone.
Templo S.U.D. over 3 years ago
now what had John and April been doing while Michael and Elizabeth did the chores?
wjones over 3 years ago
She took care of your needs all year. You kids got a great deal.
Enter.Name.Here over 3 years ago
Payment comes at breakfast, lunch and dinner time.
Payment comes when it starts to rain and you have a dry roof over your head.
Payment comes in winter when the heater kicks on.
Payment comes from getting you enrolled in school.
Payment comes when you need someone to talk to about a problem.
Payment comes with love.
Paid in full.
howtheduck over 3 years ago
The most amazing part about this comic strip is that Michael and Elizabeth did not know it was Mother’s Day.
Salinasong over 3 years ago
Mom passed away this year, at age 98. I updated the last verse to this song I wrote decades ago. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNfBZU_Qp1I
dcdete. over 3 years ago
“Mother’s Day? I thought we were gonna get paid!” is one of the funniest punchlines ever on FBOFW. Happy Mother’s Day, moms and kids.
RonnieAThompson Premium Member over 3 years ago
Happy Mother’s Day Ladies.
Ned Snipes over 3 years ago
Your payment came in the form of a ‘thank you’ and a hug, best payment you can get from your mother. Happy Mother’s day.
well-i-never over 3 years ago
So did she.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago
The best way to do Mothers day is to do whatever Mothers say for at least that one day. Okay?
USN1977 over 3 years ago
Certainly was not for nothing; you made room and board!
Diat60 over 3 years ago
Right up to the 9th panel, I thought Ellie was having a lovely dream.
Atewl over 3 years ago
Is that an original song that Elizabeth is singing in the third panel?
Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago
Um. You have been paid. All your lives.
Bob Blumenfeld over 3 years ago
Where did they get that idea from?
Johnnyrico over 3 years ago
Happy Mother’s Day!
tripwire45 over 3 years ago
My grandson mows my lawn for pay, but it’s worth it to see him behind the mower. Of course, I still have to do everything else.
jr1234 over 3 years ago
What a let down, I thought they were doing all that without the usual complaining because it was Mother’s Day.
JudithStocker Premium Member over 3 years ago
Sorry to burst a bubble with the comedy of this strip but the kids should not be thinking they’d be paid. The chores they are doing are everyday chores their mother does on a daily basis and she receives no pay at all. Thus, I say “Happy Mother’s Day” to all mother’s doing thankless jobs.
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
You have been. You are alive and doing well. Happy Mother’s Day to all Mothers both alive and for those who have passed on….
stillfickled Premium Member over 3 years ago
Why you little…….
paranormal over 3 years ago
The work is always easier when you think you’re going to get paid for it.
dv1093 over 3 years ago
Michael’s comment at the end sums up my children’s attitude towards Mother’s Day.
Scoutmaster77 over 3 years ago
You are getting paid… just not with money.
asrialfeeple over 3 years ago
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rebelstrike0 over 3 years ago
“On behalf of Mr. Moreau, Mrs. Johnston, and the Anti-Fascist Alliance, thank you for coming out tonight. Mr. Moreau has asked me to remind you that all winning bids must be paid upfront, and we are only accepting cash. First up on the auction block, we have two specimens named Michael and Elizabeth, but you can rename them whatever you like. They can purchased as a set or sold separately. Both are excellent house cleaners who will never entertain any idea of getting paid, and Michael has past experience in agricultural work. Again, these are two fine specimens. No scars, no visible injuries and examined personally by Mr. Moreau’s doctor. Open bid will start at $2,500, do I hear $3,000?”
Jan C over 3 years ago
I hope Liz did not say that where her mother could hear her.
kab2rb over 3 years ago
Strip had me think aw they do that for mom, until last frame.Happy Mama’s Day to all moms. For me yes I had a nice Mama’s Day, better then last year as we had pizza to go. We ate out today, except for adult kids, too costly for the adult kids, one no job the other pt job.
Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 3 years ago
(In my best How I Met Your Mother voice) “Kids: When you do something like this, totally forgetting Mother’s Day, take the win.”
AlfredJr.Hall over 3 years ago
Did your parents ever get paid cleaning after you Lizzy and Micheal? And cook for you everyday. Consider this as a nonpayment and the unconditional love they provide for them.
Cactus-Pete over 3 years ago
They both spontaneously had the same idea (they never agree on anything) to do something they’d never done before, and it just happened to be on Mothers Day?
SquidGamerGal 2 months ago
PAID? What made you think you were actually getting paid for all that?